Mike Rolgowski, I noticed the guy standing on your right is holding up his right leg. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!!? Exactly how sick are you? You must have had some sick and twisted youth pastor. I want to kick his teeth out of his dummy head for teaching you that Jesus would slam some poor guys leg in the door of the cabin he was staying in at youth camp just because he wouldn't give you a bite of his ham and swiss sandwich. YOUR SO SICK!!! Does the Richard Greer or Gear, or whatever, lookalike know you did this? He could have you removed from that rowdy drinkin' singing group you're in fella. Young man, you have officially committed the unpardonable sin. Pagan. Didn't you go to some church in Olathe, KS? I'm going to start asking around and try to find your old youth pastor so I pull all of his teeth out and make him eat ice cream and jawbreakers!!! SWEATY COMMUNIST!!!
God bless you in going back to school. Still praying for you.
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mike, random canadian here.
i'm studying to become a pastor in the PAOC (canadian version of AofG)
i read a little bit down your blog and that church plant sounds really exciting!
God bless, and keep the updates comin'.
-Anderw
lol i mistyped my name! hahaha
Mike Rolgowski,
I noticed the guy standing on your right is holding up his right leg. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!!? Exactly how sick are you? You must have had some sick and twisted youth pastor. I want to kick his teeth out of his dummy head for teaching you that Jesus would slam some poor guys leg in the door of the cabin he was staying in at youth camp just because he wouldn't give you a bite of his ham and swiss sandwich. YOUR SO SICK!!! Does the Richard Greer or Gear, or whatever, lookalike know you did this? He could have you removed from that rowdy drinkin' singing group you're in fella. Young man, you have officially committed the unpardonable sin. Pagan. Didn't you go to some church in Olathe, KS? I'm going to start asking around and try to find your old youth pastor so I pull all of his teeth out and make him eat ice cream and jawbreakers!!! SWEATY COMMUNIST!!!
God bless you in going back to school. Still praying for you.
-SteveO
who in the world is that crazy steve0?
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